America Day Part I.
The Fourth of July is quickly approaching and I hope all of you are ready to party.
Having been around the block once or twice, here is a list of things that Bryan and I think will help make your holiday bash something to remember. Email this list to your guests and get ready for the most depraved and creative two days of your life. Happy hunting and enjoy!
- Whiskey
- Pabst Blue Ribbon
- Miller High Life
- Budweiser
- Dangerous fireworks
- A fish tank (with fish)
- Family size jar of mayonaisse
- Jack hammer
- One dozen free range roosters
- A ladder
- Water balloons
- Three inner tubes
- A cowboy hat
- Terminator box set
- A pint of ether
- Firearms
- Six copies of the Kama Sutra (Swedish edition)
- Red, White and Blue spray paint
- Trash can full of Jello
- Van Halen tribute band
- Two quarts of His & Hers KY
- Assorted whole fruits
- An umbrella that has a bald eagle on it
- Three cocoa tree saplings
- Katy Perry blow-up doll
- Pirate flag
- Steroids
- 50lb bag of rock salt
- One gallon of fake blood
- Kiddie pool
- The bowling ball used by Bill Murray’s character in Kingpin
- Various stationary from the Best Western hotel chain
- Bath towels
- Fourteen milk crates
- Burlap sack
- Russian typewriter
- Bullhorn(s)
- A lock of Wayne Newton’s hair
- Transmission for a 1976 Stingray
- Coupons
- Corpse paint
- A menu for Cook’s Lobster House on Bailey’s Island off the coast of Maine
- Candy laced with acid
- Three American Flags
